ChatGPT x Lana Del Rey x George Costanza

Yesterday, I asked ChatGPT the following question:

Are you a Lana Del Rey stan?

Its reply:

“As an artificial intelligence language model, I do not have personal preferences or emotions. My purpose is to assist with tasks and answer questions to the best of my knowledge and abilities. Therefore, I do not have a personal stance as a Lana Del Rey fan or otherwise. However, I can provide information or answer questions about Lana Del Rey's work and career if you have any.”

What was so shady about its response was it gave me several examples of funny George Costanza moments- so it recognizes humor! But it sadly does not recognize greatness…or maybe it does not like Lana Del Rey.

Oh well!

But here is a PG answer to my question (and yes I had to ask it to give me a PG answer!) Write something funny about George Costanza:

”Did you hear about the time George Costanza tried to impress a girl by pretending to be an architect? He got caught when she asked him to design a building and he drew a triangle with a door.”